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crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

bewbin:

notbewbin:

bewbin:

god dang i am on fire tonight

 no u r not u make this up for note

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bet u feel real stupid right now 

officialwhitegirls:

people who look good in snapchats at all times are to be feared 

"I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes."

—  Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via uglysmiles)

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highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

illest:

They don’t want my love, they just want my potential.

"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"

— (via nope)

arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

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greed:

adolfhitler:

tumblr user greed has a good blog

thanks hitler 

johnnotegbert:

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braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

you have your contenders:

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you have your hispanohablantes:

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you have your homestucks:

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and you have this guy:

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zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

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