i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people
i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words